Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Cheney Releases Original Plan to Lure Out Taliban Tough Guys

As the continued debate between Dick Cheney and Vice President Joseph Biden heats up, former
Vice President Cheney made public his original plan, proposed in 2004 as to how his administration planned the capture of Osama Bin Laden. Called Project "Woolly Buggler" named after his favorite fly fishing lure, the plan consisted of an air drop of a very official looking briefcase embossed with the Presidential Seal, and clearly labeled, "NUCLEAR DEVICE: TOP SECRET" to land near the Pakistani border. Laying out the plan before the Joint Chiefs, one, who asked to remain nameless, pointed out the incredible stupidity of such a plan, at which the angry, then Veep, invited all the Joint Chiefs to go quail hunting with him.

When asked recently if he had any more plans to lure out terrorists, the former VP replied "None of you're f---king business!"

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