"Even the President will have to be voted into office along with members of this body and the House of Representatives. This way the American people will know for sure who they want to lead their country. If more people vote for a guy or woman than they do for the other guy or woman then he/she gets to become the Head of State or Senator or Representative. The vote will be cast in a thing called a "booth" or "voting booth" ....or some such thing like that."
When questioned by reporters about this new mandate McConell shouted back:
"Well lets see who can be radical and progressive this time."When The Kitchen Synk asked how they had become senators, John McCain of Arizona spoke up and apologized for not really being sure but would get back to us. Things did get dicey when a member of the crowd shouted out:
"You were voted in you ass***e. "McCain shot back:
"Now that type of language is totally uncalled for in a ...a...a...um..."democracy." That by the way is what we're gonna call this thing my friends. And I might add that once we have this thing together the way we and the American people want it, we'll repeal it and vote it in another year!! and then repeal it again and then ..."The senator was cut off by McConell and pulled back by the arm by an aide dressed in a white coat who then escorted him from the hall as he waved and was overheard asking for his "beeniecopter" hat.